Tag: the new god

The new god retires

The new god, Adam Celbridge, has grown tired of being a god. He wants – so he says – to go and live alone on Mars. To this…

The new god goes too far

You and a small group of determined people have coped with everything the crazy new god has thrown at you. The days have run for 400 hours and…

The new god invents flurgmaglurbs

At tea-time today, the new god – Adam Celbridge – invented flurgmaglurbs. Flurgmaglurbs are small flying creatures that – should you say something mean and untrue – will…

This new god is a weird one

There is a new god on Earth and boy-oh-boy is he potty. This new god is called Adam. He likes drinking and sunsets. He does not like hearing…

The new god likes Minecraft, it seems

Adam Celbridge was through forces unknown made into a new god. He was not, it had to be said, terribly suited to this role. He had, so far,…

The new god says shhh!

Adam Celbridge was – thanks to a glitch in reality – promoted to the rank of god. The new god, Adam, could charitably be described as utterly crazy….

The new god is actually mad

Adam Celbridge was an eccentric fellow in life, in death – thanks to a glitch in reality – he was an utterly crazy diety. On his first day…