There is a new god on Earth and boy-oh-boy is he potty.
This new god is called Adam. He likes drinking and sunsets. He does not like hearing prayers. Any time someone uses the word god, say by muttering “oh god” that is a prayer. Anyone who prays “too much” is frozen in place for the rest of the day (which lasts 4 hours).
It is not all bad – caffeinated drinks now cure disease and injury almost instantly. However, they taste exactly like the worst taste the person has ever tasted.
You and a group of others are doing their best to thrive in this new strange world.