The Muse of Last Resort

The humans were not intimidated

To: Admiral Zazizch;By: Encrypted Proxy 92a-256;Re: Your plan failedThe humans were not intimidated at all. Send reinforcements. Encounter log attached. (first blogged here)

Humans always wore encounter suits with mirrored visors, but on day two-hundred and six of the thirteenth-hundred cycle of Vark by the Baralian reckoning, Tharg learned exactly why. It all started when…

(first blogged here)

The sewer elves are causing trouble again

Your new house has a series pixie infestation

Something just escaped from your computer game

You work as a process server. You must deliver subpoenas to everyone in this photo.

You work as an investigator. Your job is to find ghosts that do not want to be found.

You work as a process server. You must deliver an injunction to one specific cat. You have until midnight.

A story told purely in radio transmissions

Can you tell us the story that ties these images together?

Everywherre you go, you see the same pair of eyes watching you

Your best friend just confessed that she’s not from Earth.

You work as a process server. You must deliver this summons to Death himself.

Next year you will invent time travel

So, it turns out your best friend is a shapeshifter.

They’re missing.

She fell in love with the man who had murdered her

The old man’s parrot

Ever the prankster, just before he died, the man trained his parrot to say phrases like, “help me, I’ve turned into a parrot” and “don’t tell anyone about…