Adam Celbridge was through forces unknown made into a new god. He was not, it had to be said, terribly suited to this role.
He had, so far, made everyone mute for a month, and played about with how long days last. These were relatively minor changes compared to what he did next. From now on, Adam Celbridge declared, the world will run on the logic and rules of Minecraft.
When people die, they drop all their stuff (and clothes) and respawn where they last slept. Also, trees don’t fall down when you chop them and the night ends when everyone is in bed asleep. Not to mention that zombies, spiders, skeletal archers, and exploding creepers appear at night or in dark places.
You are part of a group of people trying to stay alive under the ruler of the new god. How do you cope with this latest change?