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The old man’s parrot

Ever the prankster, just before he died, the man trained his parrot to say phrases like, “help me, I’ve turned into a parrot” and “don’t tell anyone about the gold”.

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  1. Jason Latnar

    1st April 2026

    Oh man, I have to do this when I get old!!

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