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Matthew is a writer, web dev, and geek from Kent (UK). He is the founder and current chair of Thanet Creative as well as head geek for Author Buzz. His ambitions include seeing a film or TV series based on something he wrote. Matt is also responsible for fixing stuff on AuthorBuzz.co.uk when it breaks.

Writing dare: Add a subplot about a kitten that wants to kill people

We dare you to add a kitten as a subplot. This kitten is filled with murderous rage but is small and fluffy and, thus, comically incapable of murder.

IRL writing dare: Invite Twitter to vote on a plot outcome

We dare you to put a poll on Twitter and invite your followers to vote on one of four outcomes for your plot.

Writing dare: An object that laughs

Have your character encounter, find, or make a seemingly inanimate object that laughs sometimes.

Writing dares: Character rap battle

Two of your characters get into a rap battle.

#NaNoWriMo padding: Dodgy romance subplot

Add a character or choose an existing character with a crush on another character. Have them slow things down and/or interrupt the plot to try and get some…

#NaNoWriMo tip: Anchor us in the world

Here is a tip for NaNoWriMo (and the rest of the time too). Chose one or two key elements of a scene and bring them to life in…

Writing dare: Your protagonist uncovers a huge secret

Your protagonist uncovers a shocking secret of conspiracy theory levels of scope, scale, and bizarreness.

Writing dare: One of the central characters turns out to be a Russian spy

We dare you to reveal that one of your characters is in fact a spy working for the Russians.

#NaNoWriMo padding: Postcards to granny

Pad your word count by having a character stop in every new location to buy a postcard, buy stamps, and post the postcard. String this out for as…

IRL writing dare: Skip meals all day to write about hunger more realistically

Skips two or three meals so that you are really hungry. Use that hunger to more accurately depict one of your characters being hungry.

Writing dare: The fate of the world will now be decided by coffee

For reasons that only you can tell us about, the fate of the world no hinges on coffee. Is coffee going to save the world, damn the world,…

Writing dare: Include all of these in a chapter

We dare you to try and fit everything here into one chapter.

#NaNoWriMo padding: Have characters debate a fandom divide

Have your characters get into a heated debate over a fandom divide. Have it blow up into a massive argument. Then you can draw out the cooling down…

IRL writing dare: Write in a dimly lit room

Write at least 350 words in a dimly lit room. Bonus points if you wear sunglasses the curtains are closed there are underpants on your head you are…

Writing dare: How many objects can you fit in one scene?

Here is a pretty random collection of items. How many of these items can you squeeze into a single scene? Bonus points for making them all plot relevant…

Writing dare: Some of your characters are only imaginary

It turns out that some of your characters are figments of another character’s imagination.

#NaNoWriMo padding: The car breaks down

Bring your characters to a grinding halt with car troubles. Take us through what the characters do to solve this issue. Who do they call? Can they fix…

IRL writing dare: Live-stream your writing session

We dare you to live-stream your next writing session or sprint.

Writing dare: Your character tells a needless but complicated lie

For reasons they might not even understand themselves, your character lies about something. The lie is every bit as complicated as the truth – more so even. Now…

Writing dare: Ice cream denial

Have a character crave some ice cream. Have them go out of their way to try and get some ice cream and yet plot, fate, and chance mean…

#NaNoWriMo padding: Expressing a crush theory

Have one character tell another that a third character has a crush on them. Have them explain in great detail why they think they are right. Allow the…

IRL writing dare: Let your Twitter followers add some crazy

Post a tweet asking your followers to shout out crazy ideas for you to include in your story. Click to Tweet

Writing dare: Introduce a majestic elephant into your story

Introduce a majestic elephant into your story. How will your plot change now? What does the elephant’s presence say about your protagonist? Bonus points if there is a…

Writing dare: Include a wicked witch to make trouble

Add a wicked witch to your story not as the main antagonist but as a persistent and annoying troublemaker who complicates things regularly to troll the protagonists.