You and a small group of determined people have coped with everything the crazy new god has thrown at you. The days have run for 400 hours and then 4 hours. Minecraft logic replaced physics. Insects obsessed with biting you in the undergarment region are now a thing. Praying too much – even by accident – freezes you for the rest of the day. All that and more are things that you have learned to live with.

Then today happened.

The new god was especially active today. He has made so many changes it might be impossible to list them all.

These are the changes that have hit your group the hardest.

  • Burps now smell as bad as farts.
  • The sun is blue and the sky is green.
  • It is now possible to smell music – the better the music the better the smell.
  • Rabbits and mice are now two meters tall (6.56 ft.)
  • Any time someone has a dirty thought about someone they are not dating a large bucket of ice water appears and tips itself over both the thinker and another over the subject of the thinking.
  • Birds now sing heavy metal ballads.
  • If you take too long eating, your food will start telling you its life story.
  • Every time you think an unkind thought, a small parrot about the size of your fingernail appears and will follow you around screaming whatever you were thinking.
  • Trees scream when you cut or chop them.
  • Clothes instantly turn to dust if they get too dirty or smelly.
  • Every time you sneeze, you are teleported to a random location within a 30-mile radius (48.28 km).
  • Eating cake makes you lose weight but you gain twice as much back the next day.
  • As people age, their hair slowly turns bright blue not white or gray.

It looks like it could be a complicated and embarrassing week.