Adam Celbridge was – thanks to a glitch in reality – promoted to the rank of god. The new god, Adam, could charitably be described as utterly crazy.

On the second day – 400 hours later – Adam declared that he was getting a headache from all those prayers people had been saying at him. For the next month, he decided, all humans would be mute.

A few hours later, while sipping a mojito on a cloud, Adam decided that he liked sunsets. Days, he declared, will now be 4 hours long.

Once more, you and the people you know must live through a month of silent 4-hour days. How do you adapt to your new reality?